Monday, July 27, 2009

Boys Are Dogs

Boys Are Dogs
by Leslie Margolis

Girls! Are you having trouble understanding those creatures called "boys"?

Do they confuse you?

Terrify you?

Put fear in your heart?

Aggravate you?

Really make you want to throw something at them?

Well... Annabelle may just have the cure for you!

Puppy training!

That's right! Putting force behind your words (even when you don't feel it), becoming the leader of the pack, and positive reinforcement will help you to become the dominant person in the battle of the sexes.

A little puppy training goes a long way into making the boys of middle school do exactly what you want.

Don't believe me? Read Annabelle's tale and you'll understand it all!

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