by Robyn Peterman
Astrid just wanted to quit smoking. That's it. She just wanted to win a thousand dollar bet with her BFF that she could quit smoking.
Who knew that going to a hypnotist to cure her nicotine addiction would get her changed into a Vampyre?
Who knew that she would then meet her guardian angel (who happens to look exactly like Oprah Winfrey) and a fairy boss (who happens to look exactly like Arnold Schwarzenegger)?
Who knew that she would meet the love of her existence and that he would be a complete a$$ at times?
And who knew that she would be "The Chosen One" who could defeat nasty demons and save all vampyres?
Not Astrid herself; that's for certain.
Final thoughts: A few repetitive issues throughout (like the constant "What the fu...") and some attempts at humor that weren't so humorous, were a little frustrating. Most of the book is told from Astrid's PoV, but there were a few slips as the author seemed to realize that there were occasions when alternate PoV's were necessary, so the reader almost inexplicably has to be without Astrid's voice for a bit and it feels out of place when that happens. That and the fact that there are a few too many similarities to Chloe Neill's Chicagoland series (including the hot vampyre lover/boss named Ethan). I kept getting pulled out of the narrative thinking about Merit and Ethan and comparing them to Astrid and Ethan. A little annoying, but not nearly as annoying as the fact that it ends on a cliffhanger and the second book is nowhere in sight.